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Laying sneaking in – a mythomaniac next to me (FUN)
OK – here is a story about a former colleague at one of my companies (not saying which one), let’s call him Bob.
One day Bob called in to inform his manager that he would not be coming to work that morning for personal reasons. Now, normally this would be a perfectly reasonable excuse and would lead to no further enquiries. Bob, however, was already known as the interstate call-in-sick champion with an impressive record as the least reliable employee with the most “sick” days. By far! Hence, a bit of prompting was called for:
Manager: What is the nature of your personal problem this time, Bob?
Bob: a close relative passed away and I have to go to the funeral
Manager: Again? … I’m sorry but I find that hard to believe. With the risk of sounding insensitive to your plight, please show me a copy of the obituary or some other form of documentation. I just really need to be sure that you’re not screwing us this time, Bob.
Bob: …………ahhhh……ahem …. Well, you see … it is not a family member… but rather a friend of mine who passed away. …. In a violent car accident… and I was also there with him in the car when it happened….
Manager: Ohhh – that’s terrible, Bob…That is just horrible – you must be devastated…… But, Bob, you do realize that the police keeps a record of all people involved in fatal accidents, right? And so, all I have to do is to call the police and get them to confirm that they took down your social security number as part of the routine investigation..
Bob.: ooohhh, weeeellll, then they would not find my name….. You see …..I was actually not in the car after all.. But I was in another car – and it was my fault that my friend had an accident.. you see,….. we were racing … and it’s was all my fault.
Manager: Wow – that’s really heavy, Bob. Why didn’t you just say so in the first place? Perhaps you can send me a copy of any newspaper clippings or a copy of the standard police rapport documenting the fatal incident – and then we’ll talk no more of this.
Bob: Okay……. Well, actually there never was any accident. The truth is that I am gay and that my boyfriend just died of AIDS. OK?
Manager: Bob …. please try to swing by the office. There is something we need to talk about.
Priceless
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 4 so far )Growing up – No Formula
When i look at my little girl – soon turning into a little woman – I get a bit worried – where is the time flying? And how do I tell her in a nice and smart way that the grown ups and the adults have no big book with the formula? I still suffer from the idea that I need to find that book/list….
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 7 so far )Im In Kaos – Please Let Me Out
OK – this blog was always meant as mental therapy – and actually not a media with 45.000 readers pr. month. Therefor this post.
My life is kaos – and I love caos – but today its fucking hard…
Its so much harder then I had ever expected to:
understand a newspaper from A to Z
do 80 other companies,
make a pro investment office,
get a fantastic new son,
be head of logistics for 3 kids,
be nice to everyone
remember to call my mum
raise 20mio euro for a financial services company,
do an IPO in india
stay in shape
satisfy my own starndars towards investment partners
think positive,
motivate,
be social responsible (what ever that fu…. means),
build a wave energy company,
call my amassing entrepreneurs enough
look into the mobile market,
sell a mobile app company,
eat lowcarb,
understand how marriage works
stay updated on facebook
stay updated on linkedin
do an ecommerce aplication in Russian,
laugh enough,
not dress to bad,
be a good father
be effective,
see my 2-3 friends enough
kiss my kids enough
remember to get a haircut
be on my blackberry 24/7
understand what its all about…
Well – who am i to complain – it my dream to be in my position – but today – ITS KAOS 
My 4th Child Is Born
Last night my wife gave birth to our 4th child – a wonderful baby boy. Its better then any other experience in the world – and I feel happy from top to toe. We haven’t decided on a name yet – but I’m pretty sure we have to leave the L name concept (Lisa, Laura, Linus) – since we cant find a name starting with L. Suggestions are wellcome…
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 55 so far )Ugly Warning
After taking over the newspaper – a lot of people have called/emailed me to ask for favors – with deals they want to get done with the paper. Im really sorry to have to state to you dear valued readers and friends – that ITS A BAD APPROACH. I love to help – in any way shape or form – but its impossible to put anyone ahead of each other in business 
So please dont ask me to help your cousin the become a journalist or your friends friend to deliver the launch – but feel free to shoot ideas and concepts like ALWAYS.
Hoe pe I dont sound to angry ass
Real Heros From 37
The 
guys – have been frontrunners in the FREE and SIMPLE TO USE WEB APLICATIONs. But also in the – “attutide like a royal teenagere (lets make google look like charmin uncles)” – game. But they always impress me – specially today when the sendt this mail. Its insane selfpromotion – and god stocking danm – on top the put a special offer. AND I LOVE IT – dont pass on any chance to sell (like web1.0). RESPECT!!!
(Even more fun is it – that we hired David HH when he was 16 – and already had that attitude).
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( None so far )Cinema For Peace
Yesterday I was at this Cinama For Peace – Film, Charity, Lets Change The World because we celebrate the small movies and have international superstars (Kasparov, Swank… the ful shabang) – but I felt very strange. Invited by my German friend Christian (impressive 29y ld with hs own giant investment bank and 2-3bio in funds under mamagement) – I went to Berlin with excitement and open mind. And he intentions where fantastic – 1000 people in supernice tux and dresses – but it felt like fresh orange juice where the fruit pieces are made of plastic… Weird.
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 1 so far )Good Insight
Mr Techcrunch (Michael Arrington) is really good at this.
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 4 so far )How Schools Should Teach
I looove this movie and this guy (enthusiasm beats all glossy production tricks!!!) – wow. I learn so much – Wii learn – its just amasing – to see how technology evolve with lightspeed just because everyone has a global voice. Also it makes me think about how Youtube (or whatever video community) can become the ultimate teachers inspiration. Remember how happy you where when your teacher in elementary school showed up with a video…
Carnegie Mellon researcher Johnny Chung Lee – my new hero
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